FULL MEATLOAF ALCHEMIST

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Sup guize ;D
My name is Jasmine (Call me Jess, or your dark overlord. Whatever kind of cool/kinky nickname you have for me.)
I'm 23
I live in Brooklyn, NYC
Puerto Rican/Black/Italian
Mother of one earthbending princess and one earthbending prince
THIS IS A MULTI-FANDOM/OBSESSION BLOG. Here, you will find the following:
• Food
• InuYasha (InuKag shipper, Kikyo respecter, Sango worshipper)
• Fan Fiction (Read mine Here)
• Lindsay Lohan (LOHANARCHY)
• Avatar: The Last Airbender
• The Legend Of Korra
• Zelda (OoT is the best)
• Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler)
• Noblesse
• Soul Eater
• FMA:B
• Spongebob
• Regular Show
• Adventure Time
• Grimm
• Horror Movies
• Zombies
• Sick, Disturbing Gruesome shit
• Music (Dubstep, Metal, Hip-hop mainly, but anything, any genre will go on my iPod)
• Hello Kitty
• Romance
• Strange Porn
• Beautiful Women
• Cinnamon Buns (for religious purposes)
• Bunnies
• and other things…

MY BLOG IS ALSO A SAFE ZONE! IF YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE/UNHAPPY, IN DANGER/WANT TO CONFESS SOMETHING/NEED ADVICE MY ASK IS OPEN FOLLOWER OR NOT AND I NEVER JUDGE

You won't meet a friendlier asshole than me. Who knows, maybe this is the blog for you. If not, blow a corpse dick, record it and send it to me. I've always wanted to watch some necrophilia porn.

You deserve someone who will always text back,
someone who will kiss you and won’t blame it on alcohol.

You deserve someone who will never make you feel like you can’t be loved.

You deserve someone who can see the pain behind your smile
and comfort you without a word.

You deserve someone who will hold you and tell you everything will be okay when it seems like the world is crumbling down.

You deserve someone who will never leave you or take you for granted, who has seen you at your worst and still loves you.

Words of advice for my bestfriend (via findpeacewithinyou)

(via magnusv)

Something must be wrong with me I was bored so I listened to one of those self hypnosis things about going to your happy place and it was haunted so I got scared as fuck

cknd:

Am I the only one that finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else’s by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibrations in their direction.

(via claudcloud)

sunsdowns:

F.r.i.e.n.d.s.’ characters description

Phoebe [Buffay] - Sweet. Flaky. New age waif. Monica’s former roommate. Sells barretes on the street and plays guitar in the subway. A good soul.

Rachel [Green] - Spoiled. Adorable. Courageous. Terrifed. Monica’s best friend from high school. Has worked for none of what she has. On her own for the first time. And equipped to do nothing.

Monica [Geller] - Smart. Cynical. Defended. Very attractive. Had to work for everything she has. An Assistant chef for a chic uptown restaurant. And a romantic disaster area.

Ross [Geller] - Intelligent. Emotional. Romantic. Monica’s brother. Suddenly divorced. Facing singlehood with phenomenal reluctance. A paleontologist. Not that it matters.

Chandler [Bing] - Droll. Dry. A wry observer of everyone’s life. And his own. Works in front of a computer doing something tedious in a claustrophobic cubicle in a nonderscript office building. Survives by way of his sense of humor. And snacks.

Joey [Tribbiani] - Handsome. Macho. Smug. Lives across the hall from Monica and Rachel. Wants to be an actor. Actually, wants to be Al Pacino. Loves women, sports, women, New York, women and most of all Joey.

All are in their twenties. All trying to figure it out. (x

(via alphadogandomega)